This is a bit out of character for me, but I’m thinking of dropping out.
You know: it the 1960s the youth would drop out, grow their hair long (if a guy) and travel around the country in a VW bus – that sort of thing. Dropping out, of course, can be less exotic, and here I am thinking of high school drop outs who have just had enough of Trig, and “when will I ever use that?”
But I’m thinking of dropping out in my own peculiar Stahl way.
I’m thinking of dropping out of what I refer to as the Medical Industrial Complex.
I ask you: what would happen if I just never went back? The plan is now to re-scan in six weeks and, if the thing in my side has grown, then to do yet another biopsy which will in all likelihood lead to more inconclusive conclusions and we-are-hedging-our-bets but it very well may be cancer unless it is not, and the biopsy is always conclusive except when it isn’t (yes, in the Spring I had an inconclusive biopsy which landed me in an operation to remove four lymph nodes, all non-cancerous), and did you know that if the biopsy is negative, they will never come right out and say there’s no cancer; no, they will say it may not be cancer but then again we just didn’t hit it, so once again you, the patient, are left with mush.
I wish not to complain.
They have saved my life time and again, that much is true. I am a miracle, and that is also true. I am very thankful for every one of my doctors (except the one who almost killed me) – that is also true.
You would think reading a scan would be like reading a blueprint, so if a big line is over to the right, we can with some certainly call that a load bearing beam. This last go-around the nurse called me early on a Monday morning and told me the CT scan showed four spots in my lower left lobe. That was not good. When I talked to another nurse a week later after the PET scan, it had suddenly changed: now I had a spot on my left side and one in my lower left lobe. It is true. The plot thickened when we went to Roswell and the surgeon told us there was nothing in my lower left lobe but definitely something on my side. OK. We later met with the oncologist at Roswell who changed the party line and said there was also a thickening above the spot on my side, so that should be considered cancer. Two spots, not one. It was in the plura, they said, the area that encases the chest cavity. (Heck, three weeks ago I didn’t even know I had a plura! Now I knew.) Well, we later talked with the radiologist, who said, no, it really wasn’t in the plura but more in the lung, straddling the lower lobe and the upper lobe.
I ask you: where is my cancer that turned out not to be cancer?
So, I am left with a tumor marker that is going through the roof but no tumor (well, a benign tumor but that doesn’t count). They are all concerned, because normal CEA is 2.5 but mine had incrementally jumped to from 30 to 60 last spring when something had to be done, and lots was done with no tumor uncovered. You can go home, they said, and I did. Test it in September, they said, and we did: my CEA was 330. The sirens are wailing. Tests and more tests. It has to be cancerous, and everything falls into place perfectly if the thing on my side is in that way, and there are no other real explanations, but in a jaw-dropping moment, it turns out to be benign.
Benign!
Ah, even here they were not wrong, but they could have hit the wrong spot in the tumor, they said, thus coming up with scar tissue, which is something like a drilling well hitting an old oil tank rather than water. It’s like seven years ago when my original surgeon did an endoscope and said he saw cancer, only it wasn’t. He was not wrong, but told us later “My diagnosis was not 100 percent.”
It is true; it was not 100 percent. But wrong: no, No, NO.
You may think I am unthankful, but I am not. It’s just that I’ve gone through the donut hole so many times and gotten zapped more than once and drank the poison without a peep, as if it were all normal and this entire year – calendar year 2017 – we have chased a tumor that refused to be found and still is out at large, and if we ever catch it, I’m more inclined to sit and have a drink with it than have it destroyed. “Ah, my arch nemesis,” I would say, as if I were meeting with the devil himself in some Hollywood movie, “we have tracked you down over four continents and now you are ours! Turn state secrets on other metastasizes, and we won’t torture you incessantly with bolts of radiation or ultra-toxic poison!” Yes, I would.
So I may drop out and burn the unintelligible hospital bills like the draft dodgers of old burned their cards, and when they want to do another colonoscopy I will kindly tell them where it should be put, and yet another vein will not be given by me, nor will the donut hole whir while I am in it. It will be very, very sweet, and on with my life I will go.
None of the above will actually happen, by the way. In the end, the right side of my brain will win, and I’ll do what makes sense – that is, if I can make sense of what they are telling me. And I am thankful for them – very thankful. Just it isn’t always easy being a stage 4 cancer patient in the grip of the Military Industrial Complex, and – oh- I should go now because that VW bus for sale on the internet is looking pretty appealing!